Most days, The Porch has a story to tell, a point to make, or something intended to make us ponder how we can continuously improve our company, our lives, or our skills. Today’s edition of The Porch is none of that. It is simply a time to read and enjoy, perhaps even smile. As I have said before, much of life can be explained by Country and Western music. Just to prove it, I have listed below a number of actual song titles. I am hoping that none of these speak to real life in your world:

The Best Of The Worst Country and Western Song Titles

1. Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

2. How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?

3. How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I’ve Been A Liar All My Life?

4. I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You

5. I Would Have Writ You A Letter, But I Couldn’t Spell Yuck!

6. I’d Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy

7. I’m Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life

8. If You Don’t Leave Me Alone, I’ll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will

9. If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?

10. Mama Get The Hammer (There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head)

11. My Every Day Silver Is Plastic

12. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

13. Oh, I’ve Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You

14. She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart

15. When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I’ll Think You’re Walking In

16. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat

17. You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life

18. You’re The Reason Our Baby’s So Ugly

19. I’m So Miserable Without You It’s Like Having You Here

20. Learning To Live Again Is Killing Me

21. The Last Word In Lonesome Is “me”

22. You Stuck My Heart In an Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log

23. The Next Time You Throw That Fryin’ Pan, My Face Ain’t Gonna Be There

24. I Don’t Know Whether to Come Home or Go Crazy

25. I Meant Every Word That He Said

26. Tennis Must Be Your Racket ‘Cause Love Means Nothin’ To You

27. Who You Gonna Believe, Me Or Your Lying Eyes?

Thanks for all you do! Have an awesome day!